Unknown, and yet many could name us,
We're feral, but some try to tame us.
Though no one will see
Us on film or TV,
We're renowned for our not being famous.
("Us" in this case is "them.")
Limerick Keeper No. 488:
RORSCHACHED
Reflections of Virgin Maria,
Then Jesus on food? Mama Mia!
But that wasn't He,
No, it turned out to be
Just a Turk on a toasted tortilla.
A store that I found gave me pause.
What variety! Clothing to saws!
One shopper might ask,
While wearing a mask,
"Hi. Where do I find the men's bras?"
(I wear a 42 Long.)
6.18.10 "What's it all about Alfie?"
6.17.10 Should have been a pro gardener like Chance. One of the best movies no one has seen: Being There
6.16.10 Messed up my last gig. Learned my lesson- never start with someone else's mess- it can only flow downhill (like septic systems). Think next time.
6.14.10 Moonday.
6.11.10 June flies.Ignis Fatuus movie. Bielings' billion $ baby.
Ove in an email:
People who can't make good puns are the most prone to hate them.
Puns don't work in stand-up, but an oxymoron or a spoonerism works, for some reason.
Jokes tend to be a dime a dozen. They usually come and go, but puns by Dorothy Parker will be remembered forever.
What a rare spirit was Parker, and the whole gang at the Algonquin Round Table also, rare as winged tulips.
Some O.V. Michaelsen:
I know a young woman named "Jack,"
Who appears to be dressed for attack,
But under her armor,
She offered one charmer
A wig made of hair from her back.
BOOK BLUES
Top authors must fight through stampeders.
I've read at a few empty seaters.
Yeah, word gets around,
And publishers found
That I tend to outnumber my readers.
A wealthy young fellow named Jim,
With emptiness filled to the brim,
Is a cynic and bitter, yet
Cultured and literate,
Focused on one side: the grim.
A Table.
6.8.10 Kathy is jumping around the country, Texas for Johanna's wedding and Vermont for Max's graduation, and seems to be getting a little cranky with Olive:
6.7.10 Nada
6.5.10 Nice work Dennis Hopper.
6.2.10 The infamous Bielings' giant new project Ignis Fatuus. See channel 10's report below.
2/3/2012 11:14:51 PM
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It's easier to give up on losing hope.
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2/2/2012 8:49:05 AM
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say it again Al
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At least two-thirds of our miseries SPRING from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
-Aldous Huxley
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
-Jean Cocteau
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1/26/2012 10:47:38 PM
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Ro D
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
-Robertson Davies
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1/23/2012 8:41:41 PM
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cele
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A painting that is well composed is half finished.
-Pierre Bonnard. Bonnard is one of my favorite artists- top ten even. He REALLY understood color. http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bonnard&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
"To be nobody but yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." --e. e. cummings
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1/19/2012 5:09:28 PM
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Someone with assholitis uttered, "A friend in need is a pest!"
